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This guy wanted a parrot who talked. He asked the pet store manager if there was a bird who was already speaking.
The manager directed the guy to a bird by the window. “This bird has a vocabulary of 1000 words and another 50 phrases that would fit most occasions.”The guy bought the bird and took it home. Next day, the guy was back in the pet store to complain. The bird hadn’t said a word.

The pet store manager said, “That’s not unusual. Why not buy a few of the toys the bird had been used to playing with while here and put it in his cage. That should get him more comfortable with his surroundings and loosen him up.” The man paid for the toys and took them home to the bird.
Two days later the guy showed back up. “Still not talking, huh?” asked the manager. “Well, perhaps a birdbath would do the trick.” The credit card was whipped out, the purchase made, and the guy was back home with his new birdbath.

THE team at Pets at Home in Crewe is gearing up for its first national fundraising week of the year and is aiming to raise more money than ever before for Support Adoption For Pets, the charity it established and supports.

The fundraising drive, from Friday to Friday, May 6-13, will see store teams running pet adoption workshops along with fun activities to raise awareness and funds for a variety of deserving animal charities.Store manager Sarah Masters said: “We really look forward to these fundraising weeks as they give us the chance to raise awareness of pet adoption and raise money for Support Adoption For Pets at the same time.“We’ll be holding a number of activities for customers and there are some great prizes to be won, as well as our workshops where people can meet the pets looking for a second chance of happiness in a loving home.”The workshops have been designed to increase awareness of pet adoption and knowledge of how to care for pets looking for a new home.Raffle tickets will be on sale for £1 giving customers the chance to win free pet food for a year, a six-month magazine subscription to ‘Your Dog’ or ‘Your Cat’ magazines, Pets at Home gift vouchers and a Biorb Life 30-ltr fish tank.Sarah added: “Customers can give as little or as much as they can spare to help with our fundraising drive and support local charities who are working so hard to find loving new homes for pets within the community.”Youth band in concertTHE Lions Youth Brass Band perform at the Union Street Baptist Church in Crewe on Friday.They will perform as a band but will also be showcasing the talents of individual members.The award-winning band has a wide repertoire of popular standards from every era.